Regulations so strict, even my jokes are compliant

Ever notice how environmental regulations are like the jokes I can’t tell at work? They’re so tight, you can’t help but add a compliance clause to every punchline. Last week’s safety meeting felt like stand-up, but the only one laughing was the guy who read us the fine print on spill prevention.

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It’s wild how that fine print feels like the real joke! Ever thought about turning those safety slides into actual stand-up material? :joy:.

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